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2010-12-23

Not-So-Magic Flute

How do you do a fairy tale these days? Hip? Dark and Menacing? Sexy? I am open to any approach, but in the case of the MF, it has to be fun, and funny. The production in Budapest, musically quite satisfying, was lacking in delight. I think the MF has to be like a modern version of Toy Story-- it has to be cartoonish enough to grab the imagination of a 6-year old, yet have overtones of richness and ripeness. It has to look like grape juice and have enough sweetness in it to appeal to an immature palate, yet have sophistication for a conoisseur.

Well, the students at school were much more interested in the MF than the alternative, La Boheme, so it was around 30 of us that wound up yesterday at the Vígszínház, which is Budapest's Ópera Comíque--usually it presents plays, but it does have an orhestra pit, and it arranges with the Ópera to do the MF, since the opera house is busy this time of year with performances of Fledermaus and the Nutcracker. My deal was this--I bought their opera tickets (about $9 each) , and i gave everyone 2000 forint (about $10) to buy their own train ticket. I also sprang for tickets on the metro line. They could go in to Budapest when they wanted... late afternoon or early morning, they just had to go to the production.

I left Tata around 1:30, and there were about 10-12 of us on that trip. We went to the shopping district in Pest, to the traditional Christmas Market, to just walk around, see what was there, and so on. The market is something like a standard weekend crafts fair in the US, only it lasts longer, i guess about 2 weeks. The booths are equipped with electric power, so when darkness started to fall at 4:15 or so, the square started to light up brightly. It was crowded, a fair number of foreigners (I overheard French, Russian, and lots of American English), bu mostly the crowd was Hungarian, mostly just window shopping, but enough trade going on to satisfy the vendors, I think. I bought some specialty jars of honey to use as house presents in the next week or so when I visit folks over the break.

I was intrigued by the offerings. Lots of wood products, Christmas decorations out of dried fruits and seed pods, leather, household ornaments, ironworking, jewelry, fabrics, toys. Not much in the way of "fine art," with most items tending to be practical : fur hats , trivets, oven mittens, candles, specialty honeys , cutting boards, pottery, tablecloths, napkins, blank books with beautiful covers, belts, watches, wallets, purses, mittens, gloves. With almost every item I felt a sense of stylistic difference--an American item, even a handmade craft item, would look a bit different, have a slightly different shape, use a somewhat different coloring, have a different sensiblity.

At one corner of the market was a stage. When we arrived there, around 3 pm, there was a Punch and Judy show in progress. A real one. I had never before seen one live, only in movies or on TV. About 80 people were standing, smiling at the antics of the handpuppets. All magyarul, of course. Later there was a small orhestra playing traditional Hungarian music (violin, flute, another wind instrument, percussion, maybe accordian). Right at 5:30 PM people started to gather in front of the Gerbeau coffeehouse--i thought there might be some kind of glockenspiel thingy, but instead it was a brass quartet, which played Christmas music from a balcony up on the 3rd floor.

I did make one big mistake on the trip, not that it affected the students that much, but I suggested meeting at a the coffeehouse around 5 pm. What I should have done instead is suggested Burger King. They felt a bit out of place a the former (it is VERY fancy), and they really don't have much opportunity to visit the latter, since the stores are only in Budapest.

The production of the Flute was fine. Overall. Really. I mean, I was intrigued, and it didnt matter that much to me that they were singing in Hungarian and that they did not have any surtitles. But I think it was hard for the students to follow, at least at first. Also the theater was heavily overheated.. i had been smart enough to wear a short sleeved polo shirt as an undershirt, and i stripped down to it so that I would not melt.

On the way to Budapest I had sat with one group of students on the train. On the way back another student asked if I would sit with him and his group, which I gladly did. There were three of them, both in 12th grade, and we held a long and serious conversation about how I viewed Hungary and what the country's economic prospects were and how that would affect them. History, America's problim with instituionalized racism, Hungarians' overall attitude of leaving it to someone else to solve problems, lack of individual initiative, etc etc. Despite the late hour (our train left Budapest at 11:25 pm) we had an energetic conversation for almost an hour.

When we arrived in Tata around 12:30, I wanted to make sure that people had a way to get home. But then I had a minor problem. Peter and David, both 9th graders, said that they were going to walk home. I knew it would take David at least 40 minutes to walk home, and I kept saying that they should let me call a taxi, or at least they should ride with Armin's father, who had arrived to pick up his son and whose family lives not terribly far from David's house. But then Peter said no, they really wanted to walk, and it would be nice if I walked with them because that way we could continue to talk.

So what's a guy to do? I mean, the whole point of my inviting folks to go to the opera was to open them up to a new kind of experience. And the whole point of my weekly kaffeeklatches is to encourage folks to come in and engage in English conversation outside of the classroom. So here are two earnest, engaging young men who would prefer a long walk home at 1 AM to a comfortable taxi ride, and they actually want to share my company!

Normally the walk from the train station to my house would be about 25 minutes. I think it took more like 40 last night, because we were talking the whole time, and then we would stop every few minutes as Peter or David came upon some thought for which they did not have an equivalent Englsih expression. We would figure out what the one or the other wanted to say, and then we would start walking again.

It was 1:45 AM when I got home, about 2:15 when I got to sleep. I have been tired all day, have taken at least 3 naps. I get to do this again next Monday. I dread it, and yet, I welcome it.



2010-12-04

The ribbon ceremony

Well, like most things Hungarian, the descriptions are not what the reality is. In this case I was surprised greatly, and deeply, and all in a good way.

All I really knew was that there was this ceremony in which the students are presented with their class ribbons: a band of cloth with their years at the gymnázium... 2006-2011 for the students with the extra year, an intensive 9th grade , 2007-2011 for the others. And then I heard that there were dances, actually two dances by each class group (5 class groups in all), so there would be a total of ten dance presentations, and I understood that one of them would be formal--a waltz in tuxedos and ball gowns.
So I show up at school for this gig, turns out I was an hour early, but that was ok, I was in no rush to be anywhere or do anything. People started gathering around 3:30, and I went in to the sports arena around 3:45, finding that the general seating area was already pretty crowded, but not concerned because I knew I had a reserved seat. Turns out it was in the front row-- not the front front row, but the seating was in a largish C, so i was in front of one of the arms of the C.

Things started out in somewhat formal fashion, a greeting, the entrance of the senior class, in their class groups, dressed in the standard formal school dress--black suits for boys, black skirt and navy-style white blouse for the girls. They stood in formation, one of my English colleagues gave a speech (i think it was something about how the faculty is proud of them and wishes them all the best), people stood and sang the National Hymn (I was prepared--I got a student to write the text for me in my notebook so I could genuinely sing along), there was a poem (by Goethe in Hungarian translation), and then each senior was awarded the ribbon. They do this in a clever fashion: the ribbon is already pinned on their lapels, but only one side.... the class advisor then flips the loose end of the ribbon over and fastens it with the extra pin. Then the advisor shakes the student's hand. If the advisor is female, then the student is also kissed on both cheeks. If the advisor is male, then the female students are kissed, but the male students get only a handshake. Then the students processed out.
Then there was a pause of about 20 minutes. People milled around, said hello, some stepped outside for a smoke, others went to the toilet. Then things started up again.

What followed was a combination of high school musical and ballet. The groups did musical numbers: a charleston, a country-line dance, a medley from Grease, a medly of sailor chanteys, and a medley of American football rah-rah songs. The classes had hired professional choreographers to help them plan the dances and had been rehearsing for some time, some of them for months. The Grease number was very complex, with a number of the moves close to those of the film. The charleston reminded me of a production I saw several years ago of The Boy Friend, maybe at CCC in Cincinnati.

The formal numbers were not as demanding, more a corps de ballet thing, with swirls and twirls, stately, flowing. But I was looking not at the whole thing like I would if I were attending a ballet, but rather I was looking at individuals, these young men and ladies who have been in my classes during the last year or so, and seeing them not as the pains in the butt they often have been but instead as elegant and secure adults, stepping a bit cautiously but still bravely into a world that is hoping anxiously to be delivered by them.

There is a young woman that I know only by sight, she has some kind of leg deformity and walks a bit clumsily. She was in the middle of this group, dressed in her formal gown, dancing gamely with the rest, and I could not help but watch her especially, anxious lest she stumble and cause a hiccup in the dance. And her partner, whom I have had in class and whom I know to be a most serious and diligent student. He paid her as much attention as anyone could ask for, constantly looking her in the face, making sure that she was ok, providing every ounce of support for her that he could muster. They pulled it off without a hitch.

During these dances I would notice this young man, that young woman, amazed at how secure they seemed. It was like the MayDay even at MICDS when my daughter Meredith was there. I saw all those young teenage girls transformed at one stroke into lovely young women.

When the final dance was over, the last of the applause fading away, the music started up again. Viktor, who was sitting next to me, explained that it was traditional for the seniors to dance with their parents. How extraordinary I thought, and suddenly I became more moved emotionally than I expected. Yes, I am a stranger here. Yes, I do not know their language, and I never will, not really. But I know enough to know the language of a young man dancing with his mother, a father with his daughter, and then a young woman with her mother. It is a language beyond ... beyond the power of my poor electronic blip to transmit. For a while at least I knew that I was privileged to be here.

2010-11-29

a good word for the baroque

So yesterday was the big Advent concert. We had been rehearsing for weeks, both at the Music School (converted from an older public school building, done very nicely, very busy with after-school classes) and at the chapel of the local Calvinist church. Five or so local voice groups joining in to do stuff by Buxtehude, Schutz, Gounod, Saint-Saens, and the like. All in Hungarian, except for one piece in Latin. I soldiered on gamefully, wrapping my tongue around unfamiliar (to me) consonant clusters, tried carefully do distinguish between á and a, beween ö and ő, e and é, i and í, u ú and ű, as well as ü. It got better with practice. I still didn't know exactly what i was singing, but it was all about god and prophet and straight the path, and messiah, and holy spirit with lots of rejoices and praises thrown in.

Kata invited me for lunch at noon. We started with soup, and I (silly me) thought that we were having just a light lunch before the concert. So I ate extra soup. Hah. then followed the main course, a kind of open face chicken cordon bleu. baked potatoes, and then dessert, which was baked apples stuffed with nuts and raisins and marmelade covered with a custard which had bits of meringue floating in it (hence the Hungarian name, madár tej? Bird Custard, because the white bits of meringue look like birds flying around).

The concert was a municipal Event, the mayor was there to wish all a merry etc, and then there were readings of poetry for the season, we sang a few pieces, then there was a children's choir, and then a brass quintet, and then a piece for recorder, then one for string ensemble with flute (they were quite good), and we finished up with five more pieces. It pulled together well, most of our pieces were better in performance than in rehearsal, except for the last number, which got started too slow and kind of dragged.

Big building, seating about 350 in present configuration, could hold 500 if seating were changed. VERY baroque, but restrained and still light for all the heaviness of decor. It helps that the building is tall, even though it does mess with the reverb in the space, probably 3 to 4 seconds of it. It doesn't help that the ceilings are decorated with 1970's stylized frescoes... bare bones grape wheat motivs that jar in a space as obviously historical as this one. For once I found myself wishing that a modernizing touch be removed.... plain white or cream ceiling would be much preferable.

The architect was in the employ of the Eszterhazys... he did a fair number of buildings around the local scene, and I am starting to appreciate him more and more. The high altar and the pulpit in this church seem integral, not just decorative add-ons.

I didn't get the frisson that usually happens for me in a big Anglican musical thingy. Possibly it is because the texts did not (could not) resonate for me, possibly because there is too much unfamiliarity for me in this setting so that I am constantly on guard and not able to let go psychologically and just let things sink in. Like much of this entire experience: It was work, it was good, I am glad I did it, the people were nice, but I was just simply not at home with it.

Advent is a time of darkness and death. I am very much aware of this now, stranger that I am in this strange land. It is grey and gloomy during the day; it gets dark very early, and the solstice is still nearly a month away. I know I have to wait for a new year. I hope I can get through this winter without a major disaster. If there is to be a disaster, I would rather it happen in the US. Just because.



2010-11-22

what i am doing for christmas

Well , let's start with Thanksgiving. Nothing.
There is some small print in the deal thing that I have with the school that I am supposed to get two days off at Thanksgiving, but I just cannot see that. First, where would I go? Secondly, it would just be a burden for my colleagues, because they would have to cover my classes at school, which just piles things onto them and makes a horrendous wreck out of the schedule. Besides, I might get a chance to talk about Thanksgiving at school.

Christmas is the same story as Thanksgiving, ie nothing , except....

I am doing two things over the Christmas break. Well, only one thing, really, but on two different occasions. Last day of classes is Tuesday the 21st. And on the 23rd there is a performance of the Magic Flute in Budapest. So I went online and bought 30 tickets. There will be 29 students who will receive from me an envelope with a ticket to the performance, two tickets for the Budapest metro, and 1500 forint to cover their train/bus whatever ticket from home to Budapest.

Then a few days later i have some tickets to La Boheme, same drill. The Flute will be playing at the Vígszinház, which is sort of like the Ópera Comique in Paris, a venue mostly for lighter fare, but Boheme will be at the standard opera house. Assuming of course, that it actually turns out to be La Boheme. I won't be especially surprised if they substitute Rigoletto . Hey, they've done it before!

is this how hungary works?

I have two class sections for British Culture. We meet on alternate days, M/T W/H. So i teach one group material on Monday, try to cover the same stuff on Tuesday with group 2, and so on.

so a physics teacher is not in school. The two Brit Cult classes are combined for physics. Solution... Do not teach my regular class on Thursday, instead combine both classes during the physics hour.

When do i find this out? 15 minutes before class time.

How do I manage, not well. Because if i do what i intended to do with group 2, group 1 is going to be bored out of its skull. And with 30 people in class, 15 are going to start talking and muttering and any real teaching will be impossible or next to it


I went to the opera yesterday. Fidelio. Got the libretto online, printed it out, studied it, read it on the train on the way down, got to the opera, curtain goes up. Rigoletto, not fidelio. HUH. Oh, list minute change for "technical" reasons. Sorry bout that. I can get a refund. Right. 500 forint refund after I had paid 3000 in getting there by train and metro, plus the 3 hrs travel time.

Wasn't prepared for Rigoletto, dont know it that well, have never seen it performed before, only heard exerpts, so was hard pressed to follow the action exactly, getting some but not much help from the hungarian surtitles.

So we get to La donna e mobile, and the tenor screws up the high D at the end. OK, that's it, i just left and went home. Like that. Didnt bother anyone on the way out since I had decided to stand at the rear and watch, just in case I wanted to make an exit. Which I did.

The particularly bright kids at school, the ones who are constantly expanding their horizons on the internet and who complain that nearly all of their classes consist simply of memorizing lists of information, uniformly tell me that their aim is to get an education and leave Hungary.

There has to be as solution somewhere. I hope I am part of it, but maybe I am just contributing to the brain drain.




2010-10-27

Show and tell

PUMPKIN PIE

This is similar to the custard filling of a traditional American pumpkin pie.

Ingredients:

Winter squash: peeled, boiled, mashed, and drained
(750 ml.. about 3 cups)

4 eggs
1 cup sugar (about 250 ml)
ground cinnamon (1 ½ teaspoons)
ground cloves (about ½ teaspoon)
grated nutmeg about ½ nut
Reduced fat cream, about 1 ½ cups 400 ml

Traditionally you also include ginger (I forgot it)
and you use low fat condensed milk (I couldn't find any at the
Spar).
Traditionally the dish does not include raisins. I happen to
like raisins. So much for tradition.

Usually the custard is baked in a pastry crust. The traditional crust
has quite a bit of fat, however, so I prefer to serve the dish
just as a custard.

Also, traditionally, the custard is baked at about 350 degrees F.
Instead I put the custard in a water bath: the container is set in
boiling water on top of the stove and is cooked until the mixture
becomes firm. You know it is done when you can insert a knife
into the middle of the custard and the knife comes out perfectly
clean.

Robert Lewis





















2010-10-22

a shot in the kneecap

well, it is all i am hoping for right now. 7:30 this morning, a shot into the right knee, Monovisc, at $300 a pop, not covered by health insurance in Hungary, thank you, but maybe by my ins in the US, have to send receipts and cross fingers.

Paul Anderson arrives today, this pm, so expect to spend the evening and tomorrow with him doing the sights of Tata, which include an annual Fish Festival,the tents already being set up around the southern edge of the lake, close to the Eszterhazy palace, so we will sample that, plus Barta and the Platán , and have Berci and Josi join us at some point.

The apartment is clean, Hajnalka, my finance manager buddy at the school, suggested i get a couple of cleaning ladies to do a good scrubbing, i was fine with the idea, had thought about it but didnt know how to begin to ask for suggestions, so am in fairly decent shape, guestwise.

Sunday we will head to Budapest, Paul has a hotel room just off the Oktagon, only one metro stop from the Opera, so we will go there first to park his bags, then head off to the coffeehouse.
Three students joining us, two young men from my 1st year class, and a young woman from the 4th yr. They live in different cities, so we will have a way to rendezvous on the train, plus a fallback plan in Budapest. It is the Marriage of Figaro, Paul and I will be content with the seats that do not have the sightlines for the supertitles, so the students should be ok.

School is a mixed bag, as always. The main issue that it boils down to... whether or not a student is willing to read. About half of them do not read at all, other than advertising slogans. But those that do read, it turns out, are not taken aback by my insistence that we tackle some real books. I am doing Uglies, by Scott Westerfield, a distopian setting in which people undergo radical plastic surgery at age 16 to ensure that all are equally hollywood pretty, with only minimal variation. This week a student asked me if I had volume 2 in the series... She has already finished the first book, 400 pages. I am so impressed. I plan on ordering a couple of copies and just giving her one.

have some pictures to download and some reports of a trip to austria,but that will come later.

2010-10-06

WEAK KNEES

Really struggling with knee pain. Hard to walk, climb stairs, etc. Easier on bike. Seeing doctor on friday, maybe a simple fix, maybe not. I am apprehensive.

2010-09-06

And it was still hot

So in the C.A.R.E. package sent to me by Petra I pull out not just three vacuum packs of genuine COLOMBIAN coffee, there is a copy of Sendak's Wild Things. We are undoing the package during class, with my 9th graders, and I spot the book. Wow, I think. And none of them has ever seen or read it. So then I read it to the class, very dramatically, showing the pictures, ROARING the terrible roars, and GNASHING the terrible teeth, and so on, making them stand up and do a wild rumpus, and then I get toward the end of the book, where Max is lonely, and wants to be where someone loves him best of all... and suddenly I am starting to choke up, it is getting to me very deep, and I don't understand it, I can't tell why...

A few hours later now, I think was is a combination of things...

remembering how I would read the book with Thomas and Meredith
perhaps grieving that that golden time now lies so far in the past

missing friends and family
having sailed, like Max, in and out of days and through weeks and almost over a year to a land where Wild Things are... well, if not Wild Things exactly, then people with whom it is hard to connect, not through any failure on anyone's part but just because of langauge and culture, mostly though because of language

and then reaching the end of the book, where from far across the world Max senses that there are still good things waiting for him back home, so he gives up his job as King and sails back home, where for him there is comfort and familiarity and warmth
he finds his supper waiting for him
AND IT WAS STILL HOT.

It is a tale of forgiveness, Max is a prodigal son, who sins against the parent (making mischief, saying I'll Eat You Up) and then runs off on his own, only to realize at the end that it isn't really what he wanted, so he heads home and is forgiven and welcomed and has a feast prepared for him even before he gets there.

Nearly every job I have had has worked like this: six months to figure things out, one year to do it, then it is stale and boring and I need to move on. Right now I feel I am getting things done, I am through with the learning curve, I can function, I have a fair amount of control, and things are happening.

But a year from now, I will be more than ready to give up being King of all the Wild Things and happy to return to the night of my very own room, where, God willing
there will be a supper waiting for me,
and it will be
still hot.


2010-09-03

no good deed goes unpunished

early friday morning, 3 sept 2010

so school started officially on tuesday with an evening opening program, which i skipped because i was in budapest with berci. he was to take an oral exam in english, i said let's go a bit early to visit this interesting market hall, whcih we did, so it was fun to look at and explore, then we went upstairs to the tourist scholock area and were amused by the chess sets and the knives and the tablecloths, and then... a group of Japanese tourists. So I say to Berci, go and say hello, oh no, oh yes, go on, no, what do you mean no go do it, naaah, look dammit you have been learning japanese and you have never had a single real conversation with anyone just internet drills and now is the time, naaah, why not, well i just err, look dammit they aren't going to eat you, naaaah, ok dammit if you dont i will....

so i went up to the tour leader, a gaijin, and spoke in engish (i had overheard her speaking a little english earlier) and asked if her group wouldn't mind letting this young man speak with them for just a few minutes, and so for the next five minutes or so they were clustered around him like bees on a spilled can of coke while he was wowing the pants off of them with his boyish charm and language skills.

of course he was happy that i had made him do it, and he did well on his english test an hour or so test, but i had problems with my knee and we were walking quite a bit and now i am starting to hurt . have been taking ibuprofin again, first time i have used it in months. will see an orthopedist today to see if i can get another injection in the knee. when i walk, i limp, and that throws my alignment out, and now my back hurts.

classes have started, and of course i am on my feet most of the day, moving, talking, pushing, cajoling, entreating, gesturing, etc etc

yesterday eve i had two guests, two students, joszef is getting prepped for a language exam next sunday, he wanted some extra time with conversation, so i said after school was fine//around 5 pm at my flat, then he called me around 4 and said berci would join us, so i went to the grocery store and bought some dessert and a bottle of ginger ale since i knew that it was berci's birthday (he just turned 18), so the two of them are at my place and we spend a good 90 minutes or so doing conversation practice with jozso, then things wind down a bit and jozso wonders if i can tell him what the lyrics are to some rap song he has found on you tube, and the next thing you know berci is asking me if i like this music, and he plays a clip filled with industrial noise, and i say no i dont, but then he asks if i think it is music, and rather than answer him i do a google search for cage's Two Minutes of Silence, and Berci immediately pops in and says no it is Four and a Half Minutes, which it is, damn the kid is full of surprises, pulls up a performance on YouTube, plays it, and then we launch into a 20 minute investigation of what is MUSIC, with me arguing that art is at its core a social thing, he disagrees, saying that it is independent of such restrictions, i say no, that a soloist rehearsing all alone in a room is not producing art, is perhaps honing a craft, but it isn't ART, then berci goes back to the noise clip and then he asserts that art is something that arouses an emotion in you, whereupon i fake a punch to his face and say THERE, if i had hit you and hurt you that would certainly have aroused an emotion in you and so my hitting you in the face is ART, right, and then we argue whether or not it might be performance art.

another question and i decide to produce a work of socalled art to demonstrate my point, i take a scrap piece of paper with some printing on it, crumple it into a fist sized shape, pull out an empty photo frame that i inherited from one of the earlier teachers, "mount" the paper inside the frame, hand it to berci, and say to him, Is this Art?, and he is somehow forced by his logic to say yes it is art, that EVERYTHING is art, and i counter that if EVERYTHING is art, then art has no meaning whatsoever.



it is chilly and rainy
the days are noticably shorter
death peeks around the corner
and waves, not menacingly, but just to let me know


but as for Art, i know some of it
and i know some of it is better than all the rest of it
and here is one part of that some


This day winding down now
At God speeded summer's end
In the torrent salmon sun,
In my seashaken house
On a breakneck of rocks
Tangled with chirrup and fruit,
Froth, flute, fin, and quill
At a wood's dancing hoof,
By scummed, starfish sands
With their fishwife cross
Gulls, pipers, cockles, and snails,
Out there, crow black, men
Tackled with clouds, who kneel
To the sunset nets,
Geese nearly in heaven, boys
Stabbing, and herons, and shells
That speak seven seas,
Eternal waters away
From the cities of nine
Days' night whose towers will catch
In the religious wind
Like stalks of tall, dry straw,
At poor peace I sing
To you strangers (though song
Is a burning and crested act,
The fire of birds in
The world's turning wood,
For my swan, splay sounds),
Out of these seathumbed leaves
That will fly and fall
Like leaves of trees and as soon
Crumble and undie
Into the dogdayed night.
Seaward the salmon, sucked sun slips,
And the dumb swans drub blue
My dabbed bay's dusk, as I hack
This rumpus of shapes
For you to know
How I, a spining man,
Glory also this star, bird
Roared, sea born, man torn, blood blest.
Hark: I trumpet the place,
From fish to jumping hill! Look:
I build my bellowing ark
To the best of my love
As the flood begins,
Out of the fountainhead
Of fear, rage read, manalive,
Molten and mountainous to stream
Over the wound asleep
Sheep white hollow farms
To Wales in my arms.
Hoo, there, in castle keep,
You king singsong owls, who moonbeam
The flickering runs and dive
The dingle furred deer dead!
Huloo, on plumbed bryns,
O my ruffled ring dove
in the hooting, nearly dark
With Welsh and reverent rook,
Coo rooning the woods' praise,
who moons her blue notes from her nest
Down to the curlew herd!
Ho, hullaballoing clan
Agape, with woe
In your beaks, on the gabbing capes!
Heigh, on horseback hill, jack
Whisking hare! who
Hears, there, this fox light, my flood ship's
Clangour as I hew and smite
(A clash of anvils for my
Hubbub and fiddle, this tune
On atounged puffball)
But animals thick as theives
On God's rough tumbling grounds
(Hail to His beasthood!).
Beasts who sleep good and thin,
Hist, in hogback woods! The haystacked
Hollow farms ina throng
Of waters cluck and cling,
And barnroofs cockcrow war!
O kingdom of neighbors finned
Felled and quilled, flash to my patch
Work ark and the moonshine
Drinking Noah of the bay,
With pelt, and scale, and fleece:
Only the drowned deep bells
Of sheep and churches noise
Poor peace as the sun sets
And dark shoals every holy field.
We will ride out alone then,
Under the stars of Wales,
Cry, Multiudes of arks! Across
The water lidded lands,
Manned with their loves they'll move
Like wooden islands, hill to hill.
Huloo, my prowed dove with a flute!
Ahoy, old, sea-legged fox,
Tom tit and Dai mouse!
My ark sings in the sun
At God speeded summer's end
And the flood flowers now.

2010-08-10

What it takes to get a classroom ready

So today I meet up with Feri, the school's technician, to go shopping for a TV, DVD player, and carpet. He has a car, so the plan is to go to Tesco, the Wallmart-clone here in Tata for the first two, then to a store in Tatabánya for the carpet. Berci is along to help with communication issues.

So we get to Tesco. TVs are on display, but none is on. Feri wants to look up the specs on a TV that is on display. No manual. OK, so we get a clerk to open up a box of a new set and we look over the manual. Then they hook up a dvd to the tv so we can check it out. But we are informed that the dvd player is pretty poor quality, so the images we see may not be very good. A program starts up and we can see what the set is like. So we ask to see the image on a TV next to that one. Fumble fumble, but then on comes set #2, and the image is pale, washed out. OK, we want set #1, good deal. And we get a DVD player to take along with us.

Off to the checkout. Total is 160K.. wait, only supposed to be 140 K, what gives? Double check. OH, there is a mistake. What, is this not the same TV we looked at Yes, but the price posted is for model number 350D, not 350C. Unfortunately the more expenisve model was on display but it was posted with the less expensive price. I look at Berci and he knows what I am about to say, but I say it anyway. Typical Hungarian.

If I had any servicible knowledge of the the language I would be calling for the store manager and telling him in no uncertain words about my displeasure. Berci tells me to chill, the people are apologetic. Ultimately we wind up with a satisfactory TV and we are on our way to the carpet store.

It takes only a few minutes of discussion and looking around till we find what I want. It is a carpet that is designed for hallways and corridors, very often used in movie theaters. There is a built-in sound-absorbing cushion under the weave. Also they will be able to do it to our size and add a seamed edge to it so that it will look nice.

They want 50% down on the order, but I don't have 20K on me, just 16K. Fine, they will take the 16K as deposit, delivery will be in a couple of days to the school.

So after we got back I went to Hajni, the finance manager, explained the situation to her, promised to bring her cash tomorrow AM so she would have it on hand to pay the carpet folk when they make the delivery.

Tomorrow I am doing another mini-train/bike trip. This time to Komarno, the Slovakian town just across the Danube north of here. One of my students will meet me at the station on his bike, and we will cross the bridge and go into the town together for a look see, a stop at a cafe, whatever.

Gotta remember to bring my camera again.




2010-08-09

Off to Pannonhalma

Typical Hungary. The bus station in Györ is an open area with something like 20 different bus stops, each with a clear number (1 thru 20) but absolutely no way of knowing which stop is which. And no central schedule board. And, this being Sunday, no information office open. If you don't already know , you're not supposed to know. Obviously. But I recalled from my reading of some online trip advice that the bus to Pannonhalma started from stop 11. So I looked at 11, and the bus had a LED sign that said something like Gibberish Gibberish PANNONHALMA Gibberish Gibberish, so I went aboard and only one minute later we were off. Good timing.



So the bus stop was in the residential area at the bottom of the hill, and I started off to climb the hill up to the abbey. It wasnt all that far, maybe a mile or so, but it was definitely steep. Probably another one of these ancient volcano cones. I paused halfway to take some photos with a plum orchard in front of me.









Anyway I manage to the top, get in with a tour group that is starting off (Hungarian language, but I am given a brochure to help fill in the gaps), and we tour the place. Mostly 18 19 20th century stuff, except for the church itself. There remnants of 13th century in the form of walls, a few vauls, some carvings. The place was sacked by the turks in the 1500s, nearly all of the parchment manuscripts were destroyed, but the monks saved two documents, including he charter for the abbey dating to 1002, and an earlier document which, though it is primarily in latin, includes about 60 Hungarian words, mostly place names, which is the oldest known written document to contain evidence of the Hungarian language. But we dont get to see the originals, only facsimilies.
























After the tour I got a cup of coffee, sat and relaxed a bit, then strolled around the grounds, making a circl3, enjoying the views in every direction. After a while I strolled back down the hill, ultimately found the train station, returned to Györ, and reclaimed the bike.

Around 4 15PM Iwent back to the Old City, plopped down at an outdoor table on the main plaza and had a very leisurely beer and pizza while I watched kids from 2 to 15 cavorting in the ground level fountain--one of those newer installations that has about 20-30 nozzles that shoot blasts of water at various heights--from just a few inches to about 10 feet-- with a complex pattern of discharges that surprises and delights. There were two girls about 10 years old that were doing this topless--almost but not quite yet candidates for training bras, and one little boy still in pampers who would run up to a stream of water, clap his hands three or four times and stamp his feet at the same time, run away about a yard or two, and then come back for more. There were dozens of families out and about, some at the umbrella-shaded tables like me, some off to the edge of the plazy in the shady area. The ice-cream stand was doing a very brisk business.

By this time I had begun to realize that my legs were tired from the walking and riding, i was glad to go back to the station, get on board and head home to Tata. I snacked on fruit and cookies for supper and by 9 30 was already in bed.

Barking dogs woke me at 3 45. OK, time for a bathroom trip and then a surprise. NO COLD WATER. HMMM. Cant flush. OK. Well at least I have some water in the Britta filter pitcher that I can use to make tea and coffe. And there is hot water, so I can fill up a bucket if i need to and pour the water into the toilet.

Taking in the countryside

Two undertakings, back to back. Well, the former was not really an undertaking. It just involved biking to Baj (pronounced BOY) about 5 miles outside of Tata. It was an invitation to join Friedbert and Monika for Kaffee and Kuchen at their home, along with three other members of the choir from the earlier trip to Celldomölk. Misty and spritzy, but no downpour, so I was fortunate. Monika had baked Zwetschgenkuchen, using the recipe of Friedbert's mother. The conversation was mostly Hungarian, me catching enough words to know the topic of conversation, but not the gist. Then every ten minutes or so Monika would translate enough so that I was not totally in the dark.


Baj is a German settlement, you see the names on the war memorial in front of the church, and they are all Wagner, Schmidt, Herzog, etc. Friedbert also mentioned that their property, which measures something like 50 feet by 300 feet, is laid out in a fashion typical for the German settlers, with the house to the front and a mini-farm in the rear. Only he just has grass and three chickens, as opposed to the vineyard to his north and the corn/veggies to his south.

The house is charming, updated with new flooring and a modern Ikea-like kitchen setup that Friedbert did on his own (he has the tools in his workshed, the radial saw, the drill machine, etc etc), very bright and airy. It consists of Kitchen-Dining area, two generous bedrooms, a bath, and a small guest room. They also have a patio at back, and their view is to the hills immediately behind them, a very peaceful setting.

We ended the afternoon by singing. It started with a round of a Hungarian farewell song, then we reprised the Glory Halleluia of our 4 July trip, I demonstrated the proper tempo for the Hungarian Hymnus (should be done like a Bach chorale, not like the dirge that is performed indigenously) and we did various rounds... O wie wohl ist mir am Abend, Frere Jacques, Row row row your boat, and a Hungarian drinking song that says in essence i will drink till my teeth rot in my mouth and the grape seeds i swallow start to sprout in my stomach.









Sunday, yesterday, I did not blast off at 6 am like I had planned. Woke up at 2 and couldnt get back to sleep till 4, so i took the train at 8:30 instead. Which was fine. Rain had stopped and I had a dry bikeride to the station, got my tickets no problem, had only minor difficulty carrying the bike up and down two flights of stairs to get across the tracks to the platform, and enjoyed the trip across the countryside, past fields of corn and sunflowers till we made it to Györ, where at 9:30 people were still not really up or out, so the old city was pretty much empty but basking in strong sunshine, which I used to my advantage in taking photos.












THE OLD TOWN

GYÖR










So I biked around for an hour or so. No rush, just enjoying the city, the river, the ducks, the fishermen, the families starting out for strolls. I mosied back to the train station, locked up the bike along with another dozen or so parked in front, and headed for the bus station.


2010-07-07

Day 3 of Celldo”mo”lk
Well there was a little snafu. I had been told that breakfast was at 9 and that I should bring the coffee up to the ladies at 8:30. I was down in the breakfast area by 7, getting coffee for myself, reading a book, making small chat with folks who finally showed up, and then one of the folks said to me in hungarian something like hey arent you a bit late, and I said no, 8 30, and they said NEM, FEL NYOLC, ie, 7:30, and I said IGEN? (really), oh BOCSANAT (which is not O Shit, but rather,oh I am sorry, no matter what it looks like), and went off to get three cups of coffee, which in this case is three cups with about ¾ inch of expresso in the bottom of a small cup and a pitcher of warm milk on the side, all this on a tray, and I head from the breakfast room to the lobby, but Kati is already there, and I am sputtering an apology, but she gamely plops herself down lengthwise on a couch in order to receive her breakfast cofee in prone positon, which is the best we can do under the circumstances.

One of the two other ladies is also there, and she gets hers. So now I am stuck with an extra cup, and finally am able to offer it to yet another person, in this case the mother of one of the ladies who teaches English at the gimnazium with me, she herself is retired from the same school, she lived in what was the Sudetenland (German=speaking Czechoslovakia) and after the war her family had to move to Hungary, since her father was Hungarian (tho her mom was german), other relatives were shunted off to what became East Germany, and there was a big family division, with shades of Lives of Others, because one of the uncles became a supreme court judge in the DDR, so the family had to be eeeeeexxxxxtttttrrrrraaaaaa careful involving all things politics, and they wound up being somewhat permanently split from other relatives who made it to West Germany.

Then about five minutes later lady number 3 comes downstairs, indignant that she didn't get hers, and all I can say is, hey, it was here, you weren't, I did the best I could, etc etc. Nr. three is very interesting woman, Russian, came to Hungary in 1994 or so speaking no Hungarian at all, but with job at an agricultural firm which needed help for its employees who were undertaking large agro-inductrial projects in Russia. She now works for a language translation firm here in Tata, and I am trying to arrange a coffee meeting with her and me and Bertalan so that he can get some firsthand info about what her job is really like.

We do breakfast. Then we pay the hotel bills. It is cash, no credit card. The receipts are handwritten. There is one person doing this. So 15 people checking out takes about 1 hour, because one has to make change, one has to process travel discount coupons, one has to do whatever it is one does by hand because one is just are not set up to do anything electroncially.

We retrace our route to Cso”nge. drive past the Lutheran church again and the Weo”res Sa'ndor museum, and continue to the small community of Ostffyasszonyfa, which appears to mean Tree of the Lady of Ostffy. Two claims to fame. Peto”fi Sa'ndor slept here. Well more than slept, spent a summer here. And he wrote a letter, or it was found in his diary, or whatever, but apparently he said that it was a BOLDOG summer, and BOLDOG is the kind of word you use when you talk about the BVM, or the man who is BOLDOG, because he heeds not the council of the wicked but meditates instead upon the law of God.

So if Pet”ofi stayed here, it is like saying Goethe slept here, or Hemingway, or some other great literary icon, I mean everybody knows who Peto”fi is, like , he wrote the poem that became the national anthem, and so on and so forth. Ok, we get that. And then there is another claim to fame, which is the WWI POW camp. 150,000 Russians, Serbs, Croats, Italians, Bulgarians and Italians all housed here, with about 10,000 not surviving the war, dying at the camp, and so there is a war cemetery, with the nationalities buried in separate areas, all carefully planned in advance and now marked with crumbling limestone steles. It is rather well maintained, actually, has a new wrought iron fence and gate, the grass is mown, the trees are tall and elegant, and it would be peacful except for the auto ractrack about 3 miles away, from which one hears the roars of engines and he and bass boom of the loud speakers.

We spent a good 30 40 minutes at the cemetery, then the choir gathered at the center of the area and sang two or three songs and placed a wreath. Wreaths are DE RIGEUR in Magyar country, always of tightly woven evergreen branches, always with ribbons of green white red, and sometimes with little accents of other flowers, usually about 12-14 inches in diameter, and the ribbons usually have the name of the group who is leaving the wreath.

Of the 10,000 odd soldiers who died and were buried, a number were Orthodox (Russian, Bulgarian, Serbian) and a few were Roman (the Italians, obviously, but probably some Romanians as well, maybe a few Poles). So the center of the cemetery has two large metal crosses side by side, one a latin cross (the T), one an orthodox cross (the T with an extra horizontal bar and the little bar at the bottom going diagonally down to the left). So I say to myself, hmmm, either there were no Jews in any of this, or they just dont count. I think I know which.

Then off to Sa'rva'r, home of one of the princely families, like the Esyterhazys, only not quite as well known, not having sponsored painters and composers. Anyhow there is a castle there, which we do visit, but not until we make a side trip to the Catholic church (a rather dreary baroque edifice that I am sure has redeeming features, but am hard pressed to specify any of them) and then another to the Lutheran church. It is much smaller, is in great need of repair, and then I discover later that they have a partnership with a congregation in Bedford MA, and the yanks come over every year or so and do construction work to help restore the building which is of course very historical and all that. Some redeeming features of the church: on public display on the altar is a 1526 copy of the first translation of the bible into hungarian, the book should be put into a rare book collection somewhere I am sure it must be quite valuable but no we just leave it there the angels guard it and keep it safe and we just hand it around and let people hold it and turn the pages with their oily hand and no we have no idea that this is an inappropriate way to treat a book I mean it is a book isnt it and arent people suppose to read books and how can you do that if you dont hold them.

Other redeeming feature is the organ, which Eva played and said it was a real treat because it is the only one if its kind in Hungary and the action on the keyboard was very fast. So then the pastor asks if anyone who is Evangelisch would like to stay in the church for a brief celebration of the Eucharist, and I figure what the hell, this will be my first church service in Hungarian, I will probably know sorta kinda where we are, and I sorta kinda do, I mean by now I know the words for God and Son (but not yet holy ghost, but 2 of three I hear and then I know the next phrase has to be the HG), and I know the order of the service (hey, Luther didnt get rid of the mass, just the pope), and it all goes pretty well, I just dont kneel and do bread on the tongue like the Magyars, instead I do stand up put it in my hand like the irredeemable non-theistic Anglican that I am, ditto for the wine, but it is all fine.

After the church thingy we go to the picnic area next to the castle (all of these places being less than 3 city blocks distant from each other) and now we have day 3 of salt and more salt and even more salt, and no I really dont want any palinka thank you, does anybody have some extra water, because it is 86 87 or so and the sun is really bright, but there are a couple of cucumbers and a tomato or two, and I dine on sunflower seeds and raisins, which I think do not have much salt in them.

The castle has an eclectic and genuinely fascinating museum. There are frescoes on some of the walls, probably done around 1775 or so, not great art, but interesting art. There are cases with mannequins dressed in Hussar uniforms, then others from WWI, then photographs of Hungarian cavalry in WWII (oh my god, all these horses in WWII, what did they do when they saw Russian tanks?), but this castle was a center for Hungarian equestrian arts, the Magyars have horseriding in their cultural blood, every town fair features demonstrations of Magyar warrior archery, swordsmanship, and, if room allows, horsemanship, including demonstation of horse archery.

My guide on the tour is one of our group-- Pe'ter, an engaging twenty-something trained as biologist, who is enthused by the castle, and we walk together, him explaning things to me is halting but sufficient English, taking good care to make sure that I understand. At one point we come to a big document that starts out WIR FRANZ JOSEF VON GOTTES GNADEN KAISER and then goes on for about 5 lines to describe all of his titles after Kaiser, to include duke and count and landholder and so on, and it turns out that FJ by this document is elevating the head honcho of family of the castle (family ame is Nehazany, or something close to that) to the rank of Prince of the Empire. Peter has asked me to explain the document, so I take time to figure out what it is, and tell him, and then he says good, he was just checking, because underneath the document off to the side is a note in hungarian explaining what the thing his, he was just making sure I really DID know my German. Thanks Peter you are a real guy!

We finish the castle, go back to the cars, load up and head for home. On the way, about 30 miles down the road, we make a brief stop by a stream, walk 300 yards to the access point next to the swimhole, and Peter holds forth for a good 20 minutes on the ecological and biological significance of this stream, all the while we are being devoured by mosquitoes, at least we are in the shade, but it is definitely hot, and we are all tired.

Finally we are on the main highway, it is aother 40 minutes or so till we reach Tata. I am now riding in another car, my original driver headed on to Vienna where he works, the rest of us got distributed to other cars. I am with Tibor #1 and Tibor #2, and their spouses, whose names I never quite got,but we are going along, and the ladies are making conversation with me, and I am trying as best I can to explain in Hungarian where I come from what I do what my family is what church I go to and so on. Try explaining anglicanism to a Magyar catholic sometime.
Then then one of the women starts to sing the chorus to the Battle Hymn of the Republic, and I join in and then I am able to explain that there is more to the song than just the chorus, there are verses one two and three, each of which is followed by the chorus, and yes, they do get that, and then I mention that it is July 4, the freedomday of america, and they ask what people do on freedomday, and I say they have music and fireworks (which comes out something like MUSICA ET BOOM BOOM) , and I try to explain that it is not music and then fireworks, but music combined with fireworks, so I sing a little bit of the 1812 overture and do booom booom with my hands to indicate that the fireworks are along with the music, and next thing you know we are all singing the marseillesaise, followed by Old Man River, Swing Low Sweet Chariot, and then that awful schlocky new catholic/fundamentlist hym How GreatThouArt, but I sing along, cheerfully, and then we ae doing a couple of Taize chants and then we are back home.

Farewells, exchanges of emails and phone numbers, and then I get a lift off to my place and I am home. There is nothing in the fridge except beer. Oh. and a piece of very stale cheese. But I am tired and it is dinner enough.

A poem by Weores Sandor Monkeyland

Monkeyland
Hey! for distant Monkeyland,
monkeybread a-plenty there,
from monkeywindow monkeybars
the wind twangs out a monkey-air.

In monkeyfield and monkeysquare
monkeyheroes draw their swords,
hear the monkeymiserable
moaning in their monkeywards.

Monkeyteacher makes Monquita
learn her monkeylessons well,
monkeymalefactor rages
in his monkeyprison cell.

In monkeymanufacturies
much monkeymayonnaise you’ll find,
limn in hymn the limitless
illimitable monkeymind.

Monkeymonarch spouts decrees
from monkeypole in Monkeynese,
monkeyheaven waits for those
eternal monkeyhell for these.

Macacque, gorilla, chimpanzee,
orangutan and rhesus, too,
all read their daily monkeynews
when the monkeydinner’s through.

In memory of monkeymeal
the outhouse rings with monkeyfarts,
monkeysoldiers on maneuvers,
Left face! Right face! Forward march!

Monstrous monkeymilitary
mania in every face,
Monkey clutching monkeygun,
The world, it is the monkey’s place.

— Sándor Weöres
Fordította: Will T. Laughlin

Celldo"mo"k Day 2

The night was warm, the hotel room was stuffy. I had two windows fully open, using the lace curtains as screens against the mosquitos, only partially succesfully it turns out. I got up several times to get water from the bathroom sink, waiting in vain for the cold tap to produce cool water.
Finally I got up at 5:30 and went downstairs to go for a walk. The main door was closed. Damn, how was I going to manage till people decided to get up? Fortunately there was a night clerk and he heard me rattling at the main door, and he came out to open the thing for me. So I stated off on a hike towards downtown, about ¾ mile away.

I get about half a mile down the road and Mr Nightmanager is suddenly in his car chasing after me. I guess he thought I was leaving without having paid, but he spoke a little German, and I assured him that I was just out for a walk. I proceeded to the main square , sat down on a bench next to the statue of Brother Odo, and proceeded to read the book I had brought along in my backpack.

Odo is not the only bronze on the plaza. Across from him is a statue of the BVM (can you pronounce that as “beeevum”, or does it always have to be the three distinct letters, like ATM, which is, to my knowledge, never reeduced to “ate'em”), not a bad work, actually, a rugged modern Rodin=esque figure of her and 2 yr old child, but in this case she is wearing a beanie—the crown of Hungary with its latin cross bent at a 60 degree angle off to the side. Mary, Patron of the Nation.

Mary is offering the boy an apple, and there are some bronze apples on the low marble wall behind the two figues. But the apples are also Rodin=esque, and as a result look like they have withered down to about 2/3 their former ripe size and look decidedly unappetizing. I wonder if there is a political interpretation here. Mary will look out for the Hungarians== they wont die, but they will have to content themselves with bad apples.

Just after 6 am I head back toward the hotel and over to the Tesco supermarket, hoping to find some flip=flops and a bathing suit to wear later in the morning. But this is a mini-Tesco; it carries only normal grocery items, no clothing section like the Tesco where I live in Tata. So I settle for a container of yoghurt and a packaged cream-filled croissant.

I return to the hotel and manage to rustle up some coffee, by now there are a few of our group awake and downstairs, so there is conversation and time is occupied till breakfast, which is the standard Hungarian assortment of cheese, salami, ham, some sliced sweet paprica, a few tomato slices, plus marmalade and some Muesli. The plan is to go to the thermal bath at 10, so I head over to the other supermarket next to the hotel, the Penny, to see what I can find there. Maybe they will have some summer goods available, like bathing suits and flip flops?

They do have flip flops, and they do have bathing suits, but only bikinis in size about 10 year old. Oh well. So I figure I will have to wear my hiking slacks as my bathing suit—these are lightweight pants that have zippers in the legs so you can convert from slacks to shorts. Only they are just a little loose on me, so what will I do to prevent some kind of embarrasing accident? Surely I am not going to go into a pool wearing a belt?

The solution I came up with... I found a piece of plastic wrap lying in a vegetable bin. I turned it into a length of twine, wraped one end around my left front belt loop, then drew the other end through the right front one, pulled, and tightend up the shorts. The plastic was transparent and practically invisible. No Problem.

Walked to the thermal baths, about ¾ mile in the other direction from downtown, could not sign up for a massage as they were available only after 1 pm, so contented myself with the hot water and semi-massage spouts, had a cup of coffee, went into the big pool, families were gathering, the whole setting seemed to be eerily both european and american, we were surrounded by fields of sunflowers, the sun was bright and the weather was hot, but the whole setup... architecture and ambiance, was decidedly non-american. No waterslides, no gangs of yelling teenagers, no rock music blaring from radios, instead, all was genteel and civilized, calm, tranquil almost.

We did lunch in the dining room of the hotel, everyone dragging out leftovers from the previous day, I started to get a bit nervous, there was not that much ice in evidence, and what about all that meat? Turns out the meat is all salted beyond imagination, I was given a plastic icecream bucket, containing a frozen ocean of white pork fat in which cargo ships of meat chunks were embedded. Gamely I took out a chunk of the meat, wiped the fat off of it with my paper napkin, and took a bite. Almost like biting into a chunk of solid salt. Luckily I had a banana left over, plus there was some normal bread and some cheese and a tomato or two.

Then it was off to Cso”nge, a village about 20 KM away, and we stop at a museum which honors Weo”res Sa'ndor. I have since looked up some stuff about him on the internet—he seems to have been something of a combination of Lewis Carroll, ee cummings, wallace stevens. Wrote in the 40s, 50s, 60s, 70s, very political (anti-authoritarian), was suppressed, was allowed only to do translations (Lao Tse, shakespeare, goethe, some russians). There was a tour guide, I looked at pictures and documents, then we gathered outside for some refreshments (I was still incredibly thirsty, went through at least two liters of water), and then the choir did a little program, some songs, some recitation of some of his poems, more songs, a wreath laying, and then it was off to the village church.

This is Lutheran country. The catholic church building either doesnt exist or got transformed into something else. We got to visit the second grade school building, and in one of the classrooms there is an alcove with folding doors, and behind the doors is an altar with all the usual Hungarian altar trappings and a tiny organ, and that is the church on sunday, I guess they move the desks out and put folding chairs in for mass.

On to the Lutheran church, built around 1800, which is very interesting, a rectangular building with stone/stucco exterior walls, wooden interior pillars and a completely flat wooden ceiling, with a wooden u/shaped balcony. the pillars are set so that they are all along the interior edges of the balcony, which means they are also in the middle of the pews, so the pews have semi/circular sections cut out of them so that people can move around the pillars. There was a wheezy organ, orignally euipped with bellows (you can still see the lever that was used for pumping) but now outfited with an electric blower. So the deal was that we were goint to have an ecumenical prayer service.

The choir rehearsed from 6 to around 7, then changed into their formal dress (white shirts and blouses with purple ties or scarves, dark trousers/skirts), townspeople started to gather, and the bell in the tower bonged several times, and then the Lutheran pastor (a stout woman, about 5' 2” I would say, about 35 years old, wearing her black robe with her little white tab collar came in, accompanied by a girl of 5 or who, based on their interaction, seems to have been her daughter, plus a roman priest in eucharistic garb. They both went up to the altar, she greeted everyone, and then there was a hymn, the choir sang a kyrie, there were readings, there was more choir and more hymn, and then the priest talked for about 20 minutes, with me picking up such words as KATHOLISH EVANGELISH REFORMATORISH AUGSBURG UPPSALA THEOLOGIE PROFESSOR , well, enough for me to understand that he had been in various places and had been exposed to non=roman theology and felt that he was the better for it.

So now I get to blow my own horn for a moment, well, just a bit. The choir did a piece based on psalm 121, and then it hummed the music while four readers spoke the first two verses of the psalm (I will lift up mine eyes unto the hills, from whence cometh my help? My help cometh from the Lord, who hath made heaven and earth.) , first Hungarian, then Russian, then German, and I ended with the English. It was very effective and elicited a shiver of applause when it was done.

Then the service is over, people shake hands and say how nice, and how good of you to come visit and we are so honored, and then there are picnic tables and some wine and a stew for dinner. And this is indeed a tasty stew, not nearly as salty as the other stuff I have had, and then in the conversation (this is a mixture of hungarian, german, and english) I am informed that the meat in the stew is venison. So I try out my Hungarian, uttering something like Me Now Eatum Bambi.

I am sitting across from three of the ladies, Kati who speaks some German, and two others. Now it is Kati who came up with the 100 forint coin yesterday to buy me a cup of coffee from the coffee machine and to whom I promised that I would buy her a cup of coffee in return. So I remind her that I owe her a cup and will get it for her at breakfast the next morning (coffee does not come free with breakfast, you have to pay for it if you want it). She says fine, then she says that she wants it brought up to her room. I say fine, what time? She says 7:30, I say no problem. Then the two other ladies chime in and say what about us? I say, fine, what room? And they are laughing and teasing me, and then I get inspired.

So from the little hungarian I know so far, I have been able to figure out that there are some “international” words that you can count on. Autobus, radio, taxi, that sort of thing. So I am fairly certain that this is going to work. It is worth a try, anyway.

Now the hungarian words for ONE TWO THREE are egy, ketto”, harom. So I ask them, Mi az egy meg egy meg egy? (what is 1+1+1 ? ) and the answer of course is Egy meg egy meg egy az harom (+1+1+1=3).

Now the key word here is HAROM, which starts like the english word HARD, and then the >om< ending rhymes with english SOME.

The hungarian word for woman is no”, which sounds something like the Nur in nurse. So I ask: Mi az no” meg no” meg no” (How much is woman plus woman plus woman?) And they are puzzled, of course. This sounds stupid. And then I give my answer:

No” meg no” meg no” az HAREM! (woman plus woman plus woman = HAREM, which is the same word in both English and Hungarian).

And there it is, a linguistic milestone, I have created a joke in Hungarian. Wow.

It didnt really help. I still continued to have inadedquacy dreams. One involved me having to lead evensong, but not having the right size vestment, trying to button the one I did have while we were processing down the aisle, and starting to lead the service and then realizing I didn't have the right prayerbood, and trying to do it from memory and not being able to recall the opening sentences, and people in the choir muttering about how Bob always screws things up.

The next night it was me attempting to compete at a swimming/calesthenics event)

But still. My first hungarian pun.

2010-07-05

72 hours > the first 24 July 4 Weekend 2010

So I have this linguistic dream. It has to be linguistic, because it is about not knowing what is going on and doing everything wrong. And it comes at the end of a day when I have been banging my head against the wall trying to use what little Hungarian I have to talk with Lajos, who works a couple of acres of grapes on the NE slope of an ancient volcano, who has a cellar that measures about 14' x 14', and who makes two kinds of wine, RED and WHITE, and who is explaining his tools of the trade to me: the press, the barrels, the plastic jugs (used mineral water bottles which are perfectly good for storing wine in, will hold up to a year no problem).

The dream comes after the big wine tasting, which was in the other cellar, the one that belongs to Imre. Imre of the big smile, the expansive gesture, the beginning of each sentence with Kedves Vendegemek, or something like that, meaning Dear Guests, for the 30=odd of us are squeezed into his cellar, measuring something like 20' x 30', with about 10 wooden casks containing 250 liters each, stacked on them a number of 50 and 25 liter barrels, plus three stainless steel tanks each holding something like 500 liters. Imre has a day job, not sure what, but the land he works is some kind of family holding, winemaking a family tradition, and he does this little wine tasting gig for private groups. Besides the cellar, there is a covered picnic area in the middle of the grapes, vines growing over the roof and all, and we are served a tasty but heavy and somewhat salty stew of wild boar (shot personally by Imre, though Lajos assures me that he did not kill the boar on the premises of the volcano, for that is a protected nature preserve), with side dishes of pickled green tomatoes and, as I can best recall, onions, plus a slice or two of beer. And wine. And mineral water. Eva , the organist, sits across from me, and she has instead a plate of noodles with sour cream and some kind of powdered cheese. Perhaps she is vegetarian? Plus wine, of course.

The day has been fiercely sunny. After the tour of the city hall (former benedictine monastery, some of the decorations have been retained, Saint X , Saint Y, the Redominifcation of the blessed Sulomitaritians, the Valutpta of Saint Schomiatoria, patroness of the Celdomitians, etc etc, all of which we admire and oo and aa, and uh and hum, we also get a tour of the CHURCH, which was built in record time of XXX years, and was erected because of the miracle healing of a stone worker, who was injured while helping to excavate a site of a natural spring, but who recovered so quickly and so completely after his prayer to the BVM , that all were amazed, and then hundreds and thousands came to the well, so a pilgrim church was erected, and of course it needed monks to help take care of the pilgrims and all that, so Brother Odo (statue of whom, complete with grape cluster and vine sits in the park and gazes directly at the church, for whose construction he was primarily responsible) came from Austria to help out, and now we have the church, the protection of the BVM somehow being mysteriously and not-really-discussed-about-hushed-overly absent during WWII when the bombs fell and smashed a lot of the place (but one bomb did not explode and of course that is a miracle indeed).

What to say about a somewhat tacky, somewhat gloomy, somewhat seen-better-days place that just reeks of early 19th century piety? Perhaps that it has a wonderfully kitschy Schatzkammer upstairs, filled with historical bits and mementos and a wide variety of votive offerings. Primary among the offerings were little silver legs, it looks like someone took a sheet of silver, about 2" x3", and used a wood carving of a leg, and hammered the silver sheet so that it created a bas relief of the legs. So there were legs, and arms, then there were little pairs of eyes. I wasn't sure about the eyes, so I asked one of the other people I was with, I said, these are eyes , aren't they, and they said, yes, what else could they be?, and I said, well, maybe they were breasts? I kept looking, but found no votive penises. Apparently you didnt go to the BVM if you wanted help in getting it up.

There were a lot of votive paintings, Now that would make for a wonderful exhibition. My favorite was one showing a husband and wife being rescued from a tumble of their wagon into a into a river. They were trapped and in despair, until they called on HER for help, and sure enough, help arrived right away. Watson and the Shark it isn't, but you can see how much they share a Sitz im Leben.

After the Church we went back to the hotel, then reassembled for the attack on the Saghegy=the volcano core. This basalt cone apparently supplied cobblestones and building materials for NE Hungary all the way to Vienna and down to Budapest. We assemble at the hotel, caravan to the base of the volcano, park at the trailhead, then unpack all the picnic lunches. Well, I hadn't brought lunch, was not in the loop so to speak, but i had gone to buy some bananas, so I had them to offer. Beautiful summer landscape: we are about 200 ft or so higher than the rest of the landscape, gazing eastward across fields pointillated cream yellow (just=mown wheat and hay fields) and deep green, interspersed with rust red splotches of tile roofs, with a horizon about 20 miles off to the north, east, south, and everything except our volcano core and another one off about 10 miles to the southeast as flat as central Kansas.

Lunch starts with the group singing a Grace. Then palinka is offered (i refuse, also the wine being passed around, saying not till evening, never in the afternoon, in very broken Hungarian) And then the hike. DAMN it is steep, jeez, i thought we had driven close to the top, no way.
Huff, puff, and then the sun starts to hit me and I am sure glad I didn't have any wine, and I am soooo thirsty, all that Hungarian food is filled with salt, and all I have left is about 1/3 of a plastic coke bottle I filled with tap water before we left the hotel. The core of the volcano is about 1/2 mile across, I climb up what I think is the rim, but it isn't, there is more, and the pathways are broken rock and no I am not going to try that, thank you. Did I mention the sun? There is little shade to be had, we are baking. And no it is not 100 degrees in the shade, only about 90, but there are no clouds anywhere and the sun is just plain fierce.

Ultimately we work ourselves around to the eastern rim of the cone, where there is a memorial. I will have to look up more on Google, but this is a Trianon memorial, and for every Hungarian the word Trianon is burned forever into the national psyche. Trianon was the treaty the Hungarians were forced to acquiesce to at the end of WWI, and it redrew the national borders and shrunk the area thereby circumscribed by about 2/3... sort of like all of Texas being reduced to just the area east of Ft. Worth, losing out on the Edwards plateau, the Big Bend, and the Panhandle. Of particular sensitivity was the loss of territory in what is now in Romania, the land beyond the forest, Transylvania, where there are real mountains, not the 3000 foot stubs that are all that remain inside of today's borders. So Trianon was what made the Hungarians side with Adolf in WWII, or at least not actively oppose him, because they hoped that in the Greater Order of things these lands would once again be returned to the Magyar peoples as their birthright. After resting a while in the shade of this memorial, we organized for the trek back, the choir sang a song and then the national anthem, and we headed back down the hill.

Soon back at the hotel and time for a shower. Oh, the hotel doesnt provide soap? Hmm. Well, sorry bout that folks, right now all I can do is a rinse job, but it is refreshing, and then we head out around 6 pm for the bus ride to the wine tasting.






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2010-06-08

On Conversation and Salvation


Email to an American friend



so infequently do i have a chance to just talk
i mean
really
really
talk
without strings
i walk a lot
it isn't real exercise
like racquetball
but\
like tonight
about 2 miles to dinner
about 2 miles back
well
maybe 1.5
anyway
i am all sweaty

but it was a good dinner
and good conversation
and i learned some things
and the wine was excellent
and so
as i was walking back home
i quoted Goethe to myself

Wer immer strebend sich bemueht
Den koennen wir erloesen
protestant work ethic
salvation lies in work
in struggle
in keeping on, plugging on, slogging on
i am not like the Witnesses, who KNOW that they are saved
nor the Jews, who KNOW they are Chosen
but the only hope i have is in
doing what i am doing right now
which is working to help these kids learn english
because, believe me,
without english they are screwed
not necessarily BIG TIME
but screwed nonetheless
so
I keep at it